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Humorous Quotes

It is said that 'laughter is one of the best medicines'. However, the hectic lifestyle of today has made us forget how to laugh. Most of the time, we don't have time for even giving a smile to our loved ones, forget about laughing at some funny joke. It is for this reason only that we have provided a list of humorous quotes, in the lines below. These sayings have all the flavors to tickle the funny bones of almost everyone. You can also use these humorous quotations to cheer someone up or simply have a good laugh.

Walter Winchell

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Men Optimism Enjoyment
Walter Winchell
Patrick Jake O'Rourke

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Inspiration Reading
Patrick Jake O'Rourke
Thomas Hobbes

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy.

Affection Philosophy Concerned Leisure
Thomas Hobbes
Walter Winchell

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Belief People Promises Confidential
Walter Winchell
Patrick Jake O'Rourke

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Corruption Government
Patrick Jake O'Rourke
Thomas More

Ask a woman's advice, and whatever she advises, Do the very reverse and you're sure to be wise.

Funny Ability Advice Power
Thomas More
Walter Winchell

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

Love Concerned Women
Walter Winchell
Sir Thomas Browne

Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.

Life Men Zeal Reason
Sir Thomas Browne
Salvador Dali

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

Funny Romance Observation Poetry
Salvador Dali
Saint Thomas Aquinas

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

Life Advice Leisure Tension
Saint Thomas Aquinas
Terri Guillemets

Passion spins around love and I am dizzy always around you.

Love Relationship
Terri Guillemets
George Carlin

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

Retirement Reason Sanity Sarcasm
George Carlin

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Anonymous

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

Addiction Drinks Mathematics
Anonymous