Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.
I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.
My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'
We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we ship it out in cans.
When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.
I improve on misquotation.
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.